The top 10 reasons why rockin' a bump rocks your world!
1. That "glow" reserved for new moms is all yours.
2. Reserved parking at big baby stores - when the sign says "For expectant mothers only," you can whip right in!
3. A new addition to the family = an excuse to shop 'till you drop.
4. Front-of-line bathroom privileges wherever you go - nobody makes a preggers gal hold it.
5. That constant state of joyful anticipation over what's to come.
6. Two words: stretchy pants.
7. Everyone is nicer to a belly-toting mama; snobs smile, grumps grin and smokers blow in the other direction.
8. Have you checked out your chest lately?
9. A built-in excuse for an extra scoop of ice cream - for the baby, of course!
10. The beginnings of pure and unconditional love - the kind every little girl dreams of, and moms get to experience every single day.
2. Reserved parking at big baby stores - when the sign says "For expectant mothers only," you can whip right in!
3. A new addition to the family = an excuse to shop 'till you drop.
4. Front-of-line bathroom privileges wherever you go - nobody makes a preggers gal hold it.
5. That constant state of joyful anticipation over what's to come.
6. Two words: stretchy pants.
7. Everyone is nicer to a belly-toting mama; snobs smile, grumps grin and smokers blow in the other direction.
8. Have you checked out your chest lately?
9. A built-in excuse for an extra scoop of ice cream - for the baby, of course!
10. The beginnings of pure and unconditional love - the kind every little girl dreams of, and moms get to experience every single day.
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